5/2/2019 – Thursday
H successfully avoided his third straight day of getting a time out at school for roughing up his buddy. As J would say, he was being bad H, and we want good H. H woke up when I did at 5:30 this morning. He stayed behind with Mommy for breakfast (toaster waffle with bananas and syrup on top) while I went off to Orange Theory fitness where I managed to not shit my pants.
Mom picked up J at school early so they could go check out his future kindergarten class together. He loved the toy cars selection so it should work out for him. I picked up H at daycare then we met up with Mom and J for dinner while some potential buyers took a tour of the house. H was crying because mommy wasn’t there and he didn’t want to go out to dinner and his foot hurt and he wanted to hold his medicine and he wanted to buckle his self in. That 5:30 wake-up call was biting him in the ass. At dinner H was running around the restaurant like a crazy man. I thought he was trying to find a corner to hide in to take a poop. So I carried him to the bathroom and put him on the potty in hopes of a clean deuce since I didn’t have any extra diapers. Hysterics ensued and there would be no potty poop, luckily there was no poop in diaper either.
I was on solo bedtime duty tonight so mom could get her hair did. Both boys were cray cray after tubby time. I was getting frustrated and starting to lose my patience. I didn’t scare them with any wild outbursts of rage, but H did lose any chance of a treat tomorrow and I pretty much had to hog tie him to get his jammies on. I gave J my phone while I put H to bed. We had a deal to split a cookie together after I got H down. We had just finished our delicious cookie mom brought back from San Diego when H burst into the kitchen, having picked his lock. Luckily he didn’t notice and I told J not to blow our cover. I discreetly wiped up the rainbow sprinkles and H was none the wiser. Sucker! H escaped his room three times before finally settling. I read J Cars 2 for the 3rd time in the last week. His favorite scene is when Mater goes to the Japanese toilet and he acts out like he just took a huge poop. He learned everything he knows from me.
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